Quite often we are faced with the problem of choosing a gift for friends and acquaintances. Especially when the occasion is not very large-scale, like an anniversary, for example, and our funds are extremely limited. In addition, choosing a gift for a colleague about whom we know almost nothing is incredibly difficult. And sometimes you want to surprise your bosom friend. So how can you please, pamper and simply, for no reason, cheer up your beloved men?
Surely those who know and have the opportunity to make the dream of the hero of the occasion come true will not look for clues on the Internet. But for those who are confused before a special event, we offer several original and creative gifts for men.
So, we do not promote alcoholism, but a collection of elite alcohol will decorate any home bar and the pride of every gentleman. However, giving a bottle of expensive cognac is too easy, but presenting a whole set of various branded alcohol is more interesting.
Thus, the basis of our gift will be several bottles of various elite drinks in miniature packaging, that is, in bottles of 50-100 grams. You will have to look for such “samples”, but there will certainly be a selection in specialized alcohol stores. They can also be found in regular supermarkets.
The number of pieces in the set depends on the amount you have. On average, the price of such a bottle will be from 50 rubles. and up to 700-800 rubles per piece. 5-6 bottles will already make a good set. We recommend purchasing different types alcohol - vodka, cognac, whiskey, tequila, gin, etc., to make it easier and more interesting to beat the gift! The basis is there, let's get started gift design.
Option #1
“A first aid kit for a real man. Strategic reserve"
On gift bag You can save money because we do the packaging ourselves. To do this, we will need thick white fabric and some red fabric for finishing. From white material we will sew a bag - the first aid kit itself, where we will place all the purchased “ medications" Determine the size of the bag yourself, based on the number of mini bottles. For 4-5 pieces, 15/10 cm is enough. Cut two rectangles from thick fabric the right size. Cut out a smaller rectangle from red fabric - this will be a pocket. First we sew the pocket to the right side of one of the white rectangles, and then we put them together with the right sides inward, then we sew them together. Turn the bag inside out. We bend the top edge inward by about 2 cm and stitch it in a circle, leaving a hollow space for the ribbon, and make a small cut in the middle. Now, using a pin, we thread the red ribbon through the cut, pull it in a circle and pull it out. This way we can tie the bag when we put the bottles in it.
Now the most creative part of the task. We will present this gift as "First aid kit for a real man", and imagine bottles of alcohol as medicines. We'll put it in your pocket "Instructions for use", which we will compose ourselves.
Let's take a sheet of paper. First, let's work on the design of the instructions. There are plenty of options here. You can take colored paper and cut out, for example, a red star. You can scorch the edges of the sheet with a lighter and then you will get a “shabby document.” You can draw a frame around the edges with colored markers. Or even print out the instructions on a color printer.
Bottles must be numbered. You can do this with a marker or cosmetic lip pencil on the glass itself, or attach a tag to each bottle. It is not recommended to draw on labels or excise stamps, because it is unknown how the future owner will use the gift.
The contents of the instructions should look something like this:
First aid kit for real men.
Strategic reserve.
Attention! Contains potent substances!
Instructions for use.
No. 1. (pepper tincture, pepper vodka) Against flu and colds.
It is used for severe hypothermia, for the feeling of “I’m about to get sick,” for sore throat and nasal congestion. Goes great with pickled cucumber. Take orally immediately before dreaming under a warm blanket.
No. 2 (tequila) Antidepressant.
Recommended for bad mood and irritability. Relieves feelings of melancholy and sadness, apathy, and anger at the whole world. Directions for use: take a pinch of salt and pour it into the hollow between the middle and index finger. We drink 50g of the medicine in one gulp, lick the salt and bite with a slice of lemon. Never mind, let's dance!
No. 3 (cognac) Mental stimulant.
Used in complex life situations, when solving global issues. Goes great with lemon and ice. Take small sips and think, think, think...
No. 4 (vodka) Vitamin “V”
Perfectly relieves fatigue, restores vitality, relaxes, tones.
The drug can be combined with all types of juices and is well complemented with similar drugs in larger volumes. Side effects: partial memory loss.
And so on.
The list should have a description for each “drug.” You must approach the preparation of instructions with humor and a good mood. You can pay more attention to the favorite drink of the future owner of the collection, or remind him of some funny situations related to drinking alcohol.
We put the completed instructions in the pocket, and place the numbered bottles in the bag. Tighten the ribbon and our original fun gift is ready!
Option No. 2
It’s interesting to beat such a gift in a different way. Especially if the person for whom this gift is intended prefers only cognac, for example. Having purchased several types of this drink, let’s imagine the set as "Vitamins for men". It is best to pack bottles in a box.
You can choose a box of the right size at a gift store or where they pack them. To give the box the appearance of packaging for vitamins, we will cover its lid with white paper and get a little creative. You can draw with a marker the traditional emblem of pharmacies - a snake with a cup of poison, depict Doctor Aibolit (for example, cut out such a picture from a children's magazine and paste it) or simply copy the design of the packaging of any vitamins. Instead of instructions for use, we will include a postcard with a poem.
Vitamins for a real man.
Why does a man need vitamins?
After all, the man is healthy and strong!
There are only men in life
Ups and downs, sadness for no reason...
They didn't give me my salary, I had a fight with a friend,
I couldn’t reach my beloved friend...
Or maybe it started raining inappropriately this morning?
Or maybe you're just too lazy to get out of bed?
And I want to quarrel, fight, scream!
But this is not where you should start!
Sit down, catch your breath, brew some strong tea.
Discuss your problems with yourself!
Cool down a little, smile from your heart!
Gain strength again for new victories!
But if everything is also sad inside,
Take one “vitamin” in your hands...
A sip for your dear mother!
Beloved, your tender joy!
Don't you dare offend your own eyes
Mommy should always be happy!
Are you still angry? Take a sip!
Take the phone and call quickly
To my beloved baby, my dear flower!
Find out how your beautiful daughter is doing!
Her voice is like a nightingale's singing
It will lift your mood in a second!
Are you still sad? Take a sip!
And remember your beloved voice,
Her ringing laugh, mischievous eyes!
Her joy in life always saves her!
Are you really bored? Call soon
And a thousand kind words tell her!
Let your angel know about the power of love,
Let your confessions warm her soul!
Now wake up! Get your act together! Smile!
And strive hard for new victories!
Everything will be fine, I believe in you!
Be the most successful in everything and always!
A similar message can be written on a postcard and placed in a box of “vitamins.” If time permits, you can use the poem as a toast!
This gift is perfect for any occasion. Your gift will not go unnoticed and will be remembered for a long time both by the hero of the occasion and by his guests. It will be especially pleasant for a man to realize that you have invested not only your finances, but also a piece of your soul into this gift.
Enjoy your celebration!
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Many of us associate a first aid kit with all sorts of unpleasant things - injuries, poisoning, colds, etc. They probably mentioned this item with an unkind word more than once when meeting with traffic police inspectors.
However, you can break these negative associations by gifting someone a humorous, sweet first aid kit for their birthday or wedding.
This cool and original gift can be given to the most different people in a variety of situations - it’s just a matter of design nuances. This article will be dedicated to them!
How to make
To make a fun and delicious gift, you will need:
First you need to prepare the container for the future surprise. The box needs to be painted white (optionally green if the gift is intended, say). When the paint is dry, paint a red cross on the lid.
If you are giving a first aid kit to newlyweds for a wedding, you can write something funny next to it, for example, “Emergency family help.”
If the gift is intended for a friend, you can label the lid “First Aid Kit.” Have a good mood" It is better to sign a corporate presentation like this: “The first aid kit of a real leader.”
If the box is not divided into sections, then they can be made of cardboard or wood. In the case of a cardboard box this will not be difficult, but with wood you will have to work hard.
Measure the sizes of medicine jars and containers in advance - your sections should be about 2-3 centimeters larger. Fill them about halfway with the pre-prepared filling. Sawdust or straw are better suited to a wooden box, and cotton wool is better suited to a cardboard box.
Now that the container is ready, you can move on to decorating the jars and boxes.
Remove the labels from the jars (the easiest way to do this is by soaking them in water) and paint the boxes white.
Their contents directly depend on the shape - for example, it is best to put small, tasty candies like Skittles or M&M's in jars, but in boxes you can put chocolates, toffees or waffle cakes (the main thing is in the packaging, otherwise your treats may spoil). Here are some ready-made filling options:
If the hero of the occasion likes to drink, you can supplement your first aid kit with a small one (no more than 200 grams in volume). Alcohol can often be found in this format famous brands producing whiskey or tequila.
A good option for filling out the set would also be, or. In the case of tea, it is better to choose something unusual and, for example, pu-erh or oolong. You can also choose special nuts - cashews, almonds or macadamia.
Now you need to sign them. For this we need paper strips with comic and funny inscriptions- for example, if we surprise a manager, we can present him with such magical and tasty medicines as “Obodrin”, “Uspokoin”, “Motivacitol” and “Otpuscoin”.
Templates and ideas for such signatures are easy to find on the Internet. However, it will be much more interesting to show your imagination and sense of humor yourself - this will certainly not go unnoticed, and your gift will stand out from the rest.
Who should I give it to?
Such sweet set- a universal gift, but it is intended at least for those with whom you are more or less familiar. Such gifts should be given especially carefully to partners and managers.
If you are not sure that your gift will be understood correctly, it is better to give something more neutral. At the same time, this is one of the best surprises for family and friends - who doesn’t love sweets!
20 JOKING ANNIVERSARY GIFTS
Andrey! Congratulating you on your anniversary,
We don’t spare words (and feelings) for you!
Your 50 is just the middle
And there is no serious reason for worry.
We came here with pleasure today
And they brought you many gifts.
By the time we got there, we wandered around a bit...
The road to you has been long.
1. Here is a box of CANDIES...
True, they are no longer in it.
We ate them along the way...
Sorry - we couldn't resist!
2. Who, tell me, is not learned
Should I wash my hands with smelly SOAP?
Everyone is ready to wash their hands...
(Voice from the audience): So that there are no worms!
3. You've lost a lot of weight...
Maybe you haven't eaten for a long time?
Here is MUSTARD in the glass -
Very tasty thing!
4. If the soup is with veal heart
Not sharp enough
Here's a bag of PEPPER -
Light a fire in your mouth!
5. If your mouth is burning, then you should
Have a glass... of lemonade.
Do not tolerate severe torture -
Dilute the DRINK with water.
6. I put it on the bottom
And MOROZHENKO is one thing... (rummaging in the basket) –
It seems to have melted
All that was left was a stick!
7. To prevent teeth from hurting,
So that there is no trouble,
Here's a toothpick made from spruce:
Better for meat food!
8. There is only one place in the house...
It's called
With a gentle word"toilet".
Here's a “balloon bouquet” for you!
We don’t feel sorry for this DEO:
It will smell like violet there!
9. In the evening you refresh yourself in the shower,
You wash your head, feet and ears there.
LIQUID SOAP - for children it...
It will wash away the fuel oil... And wash away... Wine.
Answer:
For Andreeva's hairstyle
Enough with this comb!
11. Here is a JAR... FROM UNDER LIQUID CREAM.
It’s a pity that it’s empty?... I don’t see the problem –
Do you need him? With such and such a face!
You're still doing great without the cream!
You can store buttons in a jar,
Maybe my wife won't forget to sew...
12. You’re a teetotaler here, aren’t you?
If you drink for an hour,
Then with this gift at once
You'll hit the mark on your shoes!
(Shoehorn)
13. Cologne is a bit old –
He arrived from the Union.
Scent yourself with this rubbish -
You will become an indoor geranium.
14. Here is a CITRAMON TABLET.
Just accept it
From that cologne
Your head will hurt.
15. From “economic” feelings,
And also romantic
I'll give you another CANDLE!
And I want to tell you:
Consume electricity
Reasonable amount!
16. If you are alone now,
Smell the WINE CORKS!
Memories will come to life
About parties, about dates.
17. If you have problems with hearing,
With left or right ear,
So that you can listen to your wife -
Know: it's time to clean your ears!
(“EAR CLEANERS”)
18. If the lot has become bitter,
If the white light is not nice,
Here is a VALIDOL tablet -
Will revive the ardor of the heart!
19. Are you going to bed? Teeth on the shelf!
Here is the COOKIDENT. This thing is not without meaning!
In the morning, take your jaw out of the glass -
You will become handsome! I'm not lying!
20. And another ENVELOPE without a stamp –
Yellow-yellow, bright-bright!
It looks simple though
And it's still empty...
But I want to please you with this envelope:
You can put 100 euros in it.
To start with, I'll give you a little bit,
But the rest - report it yourself!
If desired, similar scenarios can be found on my page:
"A Dozen Comic Gifts"
Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men generally like to receive either practical gifts, or funny - so a wonderful option for a man’s anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.
For example, before giving a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or gift Certificate), you can arrange a presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This - great way bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..
Collected here best ideas Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations on gifts for a man's anniversary.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”
(Auror A. Belimova)
For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend reverse side Apply a small amount of fir oil to the lids so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. Ozone content - 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."
You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:
“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”
(Author K. Cheregoshkina)
You can also give the man you love ordinary house slippers by attaching cool instructions or a reminder in a beautifully designed version:
“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.
- Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!
- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
- The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Supercooled in winter period feet in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.
- The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.
- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness
- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!
“Wear it with pleasure!”
3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.
Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights
And road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What can I wish for you? 
teacher,
For a birthday, an anniversary?
Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't worry.
Gas pedal We give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police don't have to
Today to draw up a protocol here,
You should drink and drive...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)
Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!
(Applause from the guests.)
Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give it away wheel,
Place it in the spare tire.
(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)
Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,
We give you this spare steering wheel.
(The steering wheel is handed over.)
After watching cool TV series about truckers,
We think that they will be useful fuels and lubricants.
(A bottle is presented vegetable oil and vodka.)
Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!"
Here's the baby in front of you 
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)
So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers)
And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that life would be silent more (give a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends on a funny gift
We thought we were guessing 
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!
Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!
For "LOVE" there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need guys?
Well, of course, money!!!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!
And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(For information about donating a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat
Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.
To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)
7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"
You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a dacha, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires - a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish - smaller in scale.
Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it one by one, if there are not many people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
Loves to take a steam bath!
There’s a broom and a beer…..
We really like the bathhouse!
2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse
And…..name…father. also with us
Everyone's muzzles are red,
I feel great!
3. We came to congratulate you
It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,
To make a toast
Well, have a drink and a snack!
4. Be the happiest person in the world
Always be among friends
So that we all have to celebrate
Your 100th anniversary!
5. We didn’t come here in vain,
Here are the gifts they brought,
Accept them quickly
Pour us a glass!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be,
Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)
7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.
Pour some foamy beer,
And a piece of soap.
To make it more fun! (give soap)
- Please accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary,
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bathhouse quickly!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange several surprises on this topic, it will also come in handyfrom this collection)
9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.
(source: mastervo.ru)
10. Giving bath accessories as a gift.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up and warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, oh, oh, brothers, he's giving up the ghost!
Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, and the park isn’t bad at all!
Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, hurry up and steam the fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you've had too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).
11. Original congratulations with a gift of vodka to the hero of the day.
Alcoholic drinks as a gift option for a man are very common, but here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph, using Photoshop, stylized as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.
You can also colorfully draw up all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “ingredients”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting the vodka.
Gift tip:
“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”
Rules for using vodka:
It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;
2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous..
12. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man.
Just for fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole bunch of little things.
Even though you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)
Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will come in handy around the house (give a nail)
They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (give a ball)
When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (give a pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (give a glass)
After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)
And for dessert we have
I have some candy for you (they give candy)
You received flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (they give a card with roses)
Comic congratulations with gifts for a man's anniversary.
https://serpantinidey.ru/Comic congratulations with gifts for a man’s anniversary. Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - so a wonderful option for a man's anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.
For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange the presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the recipient himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. Such a comic congratulation is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..
Here are the best ideas on the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for a man’s anniversary.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”
(Auror A. Belimova)
For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend applying a small amount of fir oil to the back of the lid, so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. The ozone content is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."
You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:
“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.
And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”
You can also give the man you love ordinary house slippers by attaching cool instructions or a reminder in a beautifully designed version:
“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.
Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!
Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material; they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter and not hot in summer. Feet that are overcooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.
The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.
Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are your formula for success and happiness!
Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!
Wear it with pleasure!”
3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.
Presenter: The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights
And road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What can I wish for you, driver?
For a birthday, an anniversary?
Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't worry.
We give the gas pedal to the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police don't have to
Today to draw up a protocol here,
You should drink and drive...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)
Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!
(Applause from the guests.)
Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give this wheel,
Place it in the spare tire.
(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)
Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,
We give you this spare steering wheel.
(The steering wheel is handed over.)
After watching cool TV series about truckers,
We think that fuels and lubricants will also come in handy.
(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka is presented.)
Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!”
Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)
So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)
And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew to keep silent more in life (they give me a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends with a funny gift
We thought we were guessing
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!
Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!
For "LOVE" there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need guys?
Well, of course, money!!!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!
And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(For a comic congratulation on the gift of a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat
Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.
To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)
7. Exclusive gift “Watch – generator of ideas”
You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As the basis for the gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a cottage, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires – a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish – smaller in scale.
Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it in turns, if there are not many people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
Loves to take a steam bath!
There’s a broom and a beer…..
We really like the bathhouse!
2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse
And…..name…father. also with us
Everyone's muzzles are red,
I feel great!
3. We came to congratulate you
It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,
To make a toast
Well, have a drink and a snack!
4. Be the happiest person in the world
Always be among friends
So that we all have to celebrate
Your 100th anniversary!
5. We didn’t come here in vain,
Here are the gifts they brought,
Accept them quickly
Pour us a glass!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be,
Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)
7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.
Pour some foamy beer,
And a piece of soap.
To make it more fun! (give soap)
Please accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary,
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bathhouse quickly!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange several surprises on this topic, then a comic meeting of the hero of the day, a bathhouse lover, will also come in handy. From this collection)
9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.