A good, cheerful atmosphere should reign at a wedding celebration. Many years later, the newlyweds themselves and the guests will remember how wonderful the wedding was. These memories will make you smile, especially when remembered funny gifts for a wedding.

The main job of entertaining guests lies on the shoulders of the toastmaster, but guests can also contribute to creating a fun, relaxed atmosphere. Cool congratulations, funny poems and all kinds of practical jokes, all this will not let the newlyweds and other guests get bored. Here you need to show your imagination and come up with something unusual, comic, and funny.

Present

When thinking about a wedding gift, the first thing that comes to mind is an envelope with some amount of money. But why do it in such a traditional way, because you can not be banal and present the same bills in a special way, play up the situation with objects. For example, take big bag, inside of which there will be jars of pickles, and among them there is one jar with banknotes closed in it. Gradually taking out jars of pickled vegetables, read cheerful congratulations in verse:

• Here are cucumbers and tomatoes for your home's abundance;
• Pickled cucumber so that the groom does well.

At the end, when everyone around is in a little shock, you need to get a jar of money. Such a gift presentation will definitely not be trivial.

Or another option, just put the money in a jar, roll it up, and stick a cool label on top, like: “Cabbage in marinade,” “Greens for dressing.”

An interesting option is to present banknotes, attach them on strings to an umbrella, when the young people open it, they will be surrounded by money flying around.

Another way to present a gift in the form of finances is to twist them into a tube and put them in balloon. Having presented a bunch of balloons, invite the bride and groom to burst the balloons. Money will fall out of one of them.

A nice gift can be a large piggy bank, the first contribution to which can be made in front of everyone, putting in there the amount that you were going to give.

It is important to be smart and use your imagination, then classic gift in the form of money will be remembered by young people and will be extraordinary.

What else is a funny gift for a wedding?

Raffle

In addition to valuable gifts, you can spice up your wedding day congratulations with various drawings. For example, each of the newlyweds receives a fork of ordinary cabbage. Their task is to find a previously hidden thread among the leaves. If the bride is the first to discover the thread, then a girl-daughter will be the first to be born in the family, respectively, if the groom, then the son will delight with his appearance. After a long and desperate search, having found nothing, the young people will be at a loss. This is where you need to say to the guest: “These are such grown-up people, but they still don’t know that babies don’t grow in cabbage!”

Interesting jokes and small gifts

Various funny and comic small gifts in addition to the main thing, they will add some humor and defuse the situation. For example, you can give the bride a rolling pin with the inscription on it: “A talisman against mistresses.”

You can also give the groom a “Money Raking Shovel.” It is enough to take a children's scoop decorated with various coins and decorate it so that it looks unusual.

Funny dishes

Often at weddings it is customary to give all kinds of dishes, sets of plates or wine glasses. In addition to them, you can attach a set of plastic disposable plates, at the same time advise young people not to hit good dishes, but they took this plastic one.

Gifts with meaning

A gift with meaning, a decorative beautiful key with the words that this is not a simple key, but one that opens the doors of family happiness. This should be kept at least until the silver wedding.

A little scared

A slightly scary prank when a guest comes out with a large box tied up satin ribbon, supposedly filled with beautiful dishes. And when he tries to give a gift, he drops everything on the floor with a crash. Of course, there is no service inside; the box may contain old kitchen items that you wouldn’t mind breaking. After everyone freezes and gets upset, it's fun to announce that it's for luck. And then, announce the joke and present a real gift. Certainly, the young will remember this moment every anniversary.

All your gifts can be supplemented with various jokes and jokes. The Internet is full of funny and funny poems that you can use to add to your arsenal when giving gifts. By showing a little ingenuity and enthusiasm, you can stand out from the main crowd of guests, not only by giving the right gift, but also by amusing the crowd by making a joke or playing a prank on the newlyweds. This moment will become one of the highlights of the celebration and will be captured in photos and videos. There will be something to remember!

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Do you want to stand out and congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day in an original, so to speak special way? Then you need Funny Wedding Gifts. After all, such comic gifts will help not only make a young family happy, but also “charge” them with positive energy and energy for several decades. family life! don't believe me? And you see for yourself.

Idea 1.
People marry for love. After all, it is love that is “to blame” for the fact that people create families. But what to do if your newlyweds have “hot”, passionate love, which is about to develop into flames and fire? That's right - put it out a little so that there is enough love for the whole life together.
That is why we give the young people a fan!
And here are the poems for the fan:

Idea 2.
At first, it seems that after the wedding everything will be just fine. That after the wedding nothing will change, but it will only get better and better. But actually it is not. Some time will pass, and everyday life will become gray and unsightly. And to prevent this from happening in this family, we give them paints!
Beautifully decorate a box with paints and brushes and when presenting a gift, recite the following poems:

Idea 3.
The gift is a carpenter's hammer and a chop mallet.
You should give with these words:
“Dear newlyweds!
Today is your wedding day, today is your family's birthday! Today you and we are happy and happy for you. But happiness is so changeable that today it is there, but tomorrow it is not. Therefore, you need to “forge” your happiness yourself! Please accept these gifts from us: a carpenter’s hammer for your husband to forge family happiness. And a hammer for the wife so that she can keep an eye on her husband while he forges family happiness!
Congratulations! Bitterly!

Idea 4.
What unites young people? That's right - pastel. And in any pastel there is a pillow. It should be soft and fluffy. So the next gift is a pillow! You just need to package it beautifully and, if possible, make drawings or beautiful inscriptions on it.
And you can give a pillow with these verses.

Humorous congratulations on a wedding with gifts and donation of money

This cool congratulation is suitable for any wedding, will entertain guests and will definitely appeal to the newlyweds. To congratulate you, you must prepare in advance a small linen bag with the items indicated in brackets in the text of the congratulation.

The place, time and stars coincided for two. The eagle groom coincided with the beautiful bride. And on this beautiful day you can’t count your friends and relatives On the first birthday of a young family. And so that your union may be strong and live until the golden wedding, We have brought you half a sack of Advice from the wise. They say that there should be a lot, that it should be frequent, that it should be thick. The family must have cabbage! There is also a popular belief that children are found in it. So that you have it, Here are its seeds for you! (the newlyweds are given a bag of cabbage seeds)/Groom's name/! You are now a married man! Your bachelorhood is over, your festivities until dawn are over. Now carry out your fast with your family. Think about a mug of beer less often, Now your main drink is tea! (the groom is given a pack of tea) And so that you don’t accidentally turn left, We hand over a compass! Keep your course only towards your wife! (the groom is given a compass)/Bride's name/! Don't be a bitch wife. Don’t get on your husband’s nerves, don’t shout for no reason. Better knock on the tambourine! (the bride is given a tambourine) Well, of course, let's get down to business, If my dear has done something wrong, You can soap your neck once, So that it won't be disgraceful. And yet, soap with love and lightly. Here are two fragrant bars for you for these purposes. (the bride is given two large bars of laundry soap) It’s a good sign for the family, So that the family hearth burns. But in life anything can happen - It burns, then it fades away. In order not to go out at all, we give matches in reserve. (the newlyweds are given a box of matches) And this thing is necessary to maintain intimacy. So that your nights are hot, And so that until the very cinder! (the newlyweds are given a large paraffin candle) For your material benefits, We give you a banal envelope. (the newlyweds are given a gift envelope with money) So that you can live sweetly with each other, We give you a chocolate bar. (the newlyweds are given a chocolate bar) And only today there will be only May it be bitter-bitter for both of you!!! (the newlyweds are given a large onion) The congratulation ends with exclamations of “Bitter!”

Cool congratulations for the wedding. Parting words to young people for a happy family life

There's a wedding these days - anywhere! And, although I am not a toastmaster, I will allow myself to speak. Do you agree, guests? - (guests in unison) Yes! That's okay. Young people, I want to give you some difficult advice today. Your job is to execute! So that your husband always loves, You, bride, never drink him like a mother-in-law. Do you agree, guests? - Yes! So that your wife always loves and doesn’t take your brains out, You, groom, don’t be a fool, Do this all the time: Say, at least sometimes, That she is your star! And give flowers more often. Do you agree, guests - Yes! So that your husband loves you more, you, bride, be wiser and take him to bed more often, so that he sleeps sweeter. Stay young longer, always take care of yourself! Men love with their eyes. Do you agree, guests? - Yes! You, groom, forget about the women! If you want to go for a walk - Go fishing - And go home to your “mermaid”! Loyalty is forever! Don't waste your years on dubious meetings! Do you agree, guests? - Yes! And your last piece of advice: Be together for a hundred years! May God give children and financial surplus! Be happy always! There is no water in our glasses... Let it just be bitter! Do you agree, guests? - Yes! BITTERLY!

If you came to the wedding, quickly give a joke!

Souvenir – rolling pin “Cure for Mistresses” (large and massive) and “Super fine” (equipped with impressive spikes). They are given to the wife and can become a piquant interior detail.

Intimacy - joke “Underpants for two”. Due to the design of these briefs, two people can wear them at the same time. The couple wearing them ends up very close to each other.

The transparent piggy bank “Family Budget” is divided by a partition into 2 halves with the inscriptions: “for the husband” and “for the wife.” But no matter which half the money is invested in, it ultimately still ends up in the wife’s piggy bank.

A plate “For two”, in the middle of which there is...a state border with a barrier. If one of the spouses dares to take something from his half of the plate, penalties are imposed.

Plate “For good luck”, which comes with detailed instructions, how exactly you should break dishes in case of family quarrels.

The Kama Sutra sheet with piquant images of intimate positions will give young people many fun moments.

Souvenir saw. It is given to the wife with the appropriate words: “the saw was not for firewood, for marital purposes: they drank to her until the roosters crowed!”

Certificate confirming that married couple receives as a gift... a plot on the Moon.

A bag with the inscription “a pound of salt” (some originals present exactly 16 kg of salt as a gift) as a symbol that the husband and wife should eat exactly this amount of salt together in order to get to know each other well.

"Hedgehog Gauntlets" can be made from ordinary oven mitt, trimmed with push pins. They are presented to the bride with instructions to keep her husband in them. The groom is given a collar, symbolizing the fact that he is now harnessed to the family harness.

Boxing gloves (two pairs). You can play up the gift by saying that it will be useful for resolving family conflicts peacefully.

Each of the spouses is given a head of cabbage (which was previously disassembled into separate leaves and then reassembled into a head of cabbage). It is proposed to conduct a test: who will appear first for the couple: a boy or a girl? There is (allegedly) a thread hidden inside the forks. If the wife finds this thread first, then the first will be a girl, if the husband finds it, it will be a boy.

Of course, the young ones won’t find anything in the cabbages. It is necessary to comment on their fiasco with the words: “You’re adults already, but don’t you know that cabbage doesn’t make children.”

A portrait of the newlyweds in some interesting image, ordered in advance from a professional caricature artist (for example, the husband is an oligarch, and the wife is a stunning fashion model). If the artist manages to convey the portrait likeness, your gift will decorate the interior of their home for many years.

Presentation of all kinds of medals and certificates (for example, driver's license for driving a wheelchair), certificates for the right to use each other.

Watch “Who cares!” The dial of this watch has no numbers, only the inscription “Who cares!” After all happy people don't keep track of time.

Roll necklace toilet paper with instructions: “for purity in relationships.”

Glass jar with banknotes. The lid (to protect the donated amount) can be rolled up.

Set of hammers: for beating meat and carpentry. They are awarded with the words: “Every person is the architect of his own happiness.”

You can make a poetic conclusion to the gift, turning the presentation process into a funny performance - this issue is worth discussing with the toastmaster: as a rule, professional presenters have a lot of ideas on this matter. For example, this is part of a remade song to the tune of “For a week, until the second”:

To your wedding, we guys,

They came running without looking back,

Take a look with fresh eyes

For the bride and groom.

Together “BITTER!” thunder in bass

And then like divers

Find yourself drunk

On Sunday under the table.

We eat merrily, we walk,

Congratulations on your wedding!

And we wish the family love,

The matter of marriage is not easy.

The main thing is not to delay the congratulations and rehearse it in advance, so as not to stutter later and not to peek at the cheat sheet.

2. Video and interview. You can congratulate the newlyweds by showing an interesting film. You can take the simplest route and collect old videos, editing them together, or you can make your own movie. Walk along the street, ask passers-by to say a few congratulatory words, you can go to the university or the place of work of the newlyweds and ask colleagues to say kind words, you can interview people who will be present at the wedding in advance. You can also play a prank on the newlyweds: at the last moment before the banquet, disappear from the celebration, and then, after showing a congratulatory video, come out from behind the “screen” (it can be made from a large sheet of paper or a sheet) with flowers and gifts - a kind of lead-in to the congratulations.

3. Slides and photo collages. Choose the funniest photos and make funny slides. For each slide, you can come up with funny captions, choose funny music, maybe even children’s music - the more creative you approach this issue, the funnier it will be. By joint efforts, you can also start making a photo collage: it’s great if among your friends there is an artist or caricature artist - then there will be no problems with creating images.

You can present the newlyweds with their portraits in some funny attire: the groom in a royal robe and the bride in a fluffy princess dress, a couple in a Papuan or cowboy costume - there are a lot of options. You can even draw the coat of arms of your future family - such a gift will also be interesting.

4. Posters, balloons, billboards. A large poster with photographs of a couple in unusual roles can also be a worthy congratulation. If you know the route of the wedding walk, you can place a large photo of the newlyweds on a billboard on one of the city streets. You can write wishes and congratulations on a large bunch of balloons - let the newlyweds launch them into the sky. You can place a congratulation from those present in one balloon, and in order to read it, the young people will have to burst the balloon, for example, without using their hands. Talk to the toastmaster, let him include this in the list of competitions - the spectacle promises to be very funny.

5. Operation "ATM". Giving money in an envelope is boring and not at all original; it’s another matter if you play it out in a skit, amusing both the young people and everyone present. To do this you will need a large box: for example, from a gas stove or washing machine, which is painted to look like an ATM. You can also draw a keyboard; the pin code will be “typed” on it. The newlyweds are given a cardboard card from the Family Bank, but in order to cash it they need to go through a lot of fun tests. Money can be given out in parts: in exchange for each competition, and you can come up with a lot of them - from ordinary riddles and quizzes to traditional wedding dances and relay races.

6. Television announcer. The bride and groom receive many cards, telegrams or letters from relatives and friends who were unable to come. To make it more interesting to read them, let a person with good feeling humor. To do this, a “workplace” is organized for him in the form of a TV screen: you can use a picture frame or simply cut it out of cardboard. A bow tie, perfect diction, glasses - that’s the whole arsenal.

7. Circus act. A funny congratulation will be skits rehearsed on your own. Here you are required to have a sense of humor, and not just the ability to do the splits or do a somersault. Gather your team and come up with a number together. Group support can be portrayed in a deliberately funny way: strongmen with shaking legs, acrobats who keep falling, clowns who are all trying to reach the newlyweds, but all the time there are some obstacles in their way. You can organize a dance competition and announce that the best dancers in the city have been invited for the newlyweds; it is already clear who will dance and how: you can start with the Macarena or the dance of little ducklings, and then perform a parody of lambada or tango - it will be very funny. The main thing is to take care of your makeup so that you are unrecognizable at first glance, and the culmination after that will be your congratulations with an agreement: they say, they danced as best they could.

8. Reading minds. Another skit that guests can perform on their own. An announcement is made that a great and powerful wizard has arrived at the newlyweds’ holiday, who can not only turn stones into gold, but also read minds. Some of the guests are carefully dressed up, with a beard glued on and armed with some more dangerous equipment: it could be a large chef’s ladle or an unusually decorated hat. And now the game begins: “What is the bride thinking?” - and a song sounds, for example, “Over the Four Seas”, “What is the Groom Thinking About?” - song “If I were a Sultan”, “What are the guests thinking about?” - “If only there was a sea of ​​beer” and so on. The funnier the songs you choose, the more interesting it will be. After this, the wizard reveals his incognito identity and cordially congratulates the newlyweds.

9. Festive fireworks or laser show. If this is not provided for in the festive program, it is quite possible to present the newlyweds with the highlight of the evening. It will be great if you select funny shots for laser projection that would resonate with the theme of the newlyweds meeting or starting a relationship. You can write a love story that someone will tell into a microphone, and then the guests can congratulate the newlyweds all together, showering them with rose petals.

0. Symbolic gifts. You can accompany your congratulations with symbolic gifts: for example, put an empty aquarium in front of the newlyweds, and then give the bride and groom a glass with 2 goldfish swimming in it - this will be a symbol of the creation of a young family. Give the couple an umbrella, tie money inside on a string, and ask the couple to open it. “Money” rain will fall on their heads; wish them to always bathe in luxury, but not to forget about each other. You can give candy - so that life will always be sweet, a rolling pin for the wife and ironclad gloves for the husband, accompanied by a funny speech, the first “golden” brick for the foundation of the future house. You can even stuff bills into a head of cabbage and give them to the newlyweds with a subtle hint about those who are believed to be found in cabbage. There are a lot of options to congratulate a couple in an original way, the main thing is to show your imagination and think through everything carefully, then your wish will be memorable!

Pranks and surprises

An original way to give a gift is for it to be given not by you, but by complete strangers and unexpected people on your behalf. Nowadays there are many agencies that organize pranks and celebrations, so if you have original ideas, contact them.

Wouldn’t it be a memorable event if a parachutist lands near the newlyweds at the exit registration and gives them gifts and congratulations? Or maybe the courier will climb through the window of the banquet hall in a fancy dress or an elegant tuxedo and happily congratulate the young couple on this wonderful event. You can ask professional actors or magicians to spice up the traditional wedding program and make the evening truly unforgettable - there are plenty of options.

How to give money in an original way: money trees

DIY money tree. Many people prefer to limit themselves to a cash gift - this is very convenient, because the newlyweds will be able to decide for themselves what they need most at this moment and purchase this item. Much better than giving a obviously unnecessary toaster or the tenth service. But you also need to present a financial gift in an original way, because banal envelopes and cards have long been boring.

The original version is the so-called “money tree”. This can be an applique on paper or embroidery, onto which real “money” leaves are attached. You can do it differently - choose an ornamental plant with dense and wide leaves, and glue bills of different denominations to each leaf. You can also give such a gift in an original way: take a completely empty pot of soil, hand the couple a coin and ask them to bury it. Afterwards, let the newlyweds close their eyes, and at this time you change the pot, saying, “Grow a tree, bring us money.” Opening their eyes, the bride and groom will be very surprised and pleasantly pleased.

You can also give a “money vegetable”. To do this, you will need a head of Chinese cabbage - its leaves are looser than those of white cabbage, so it will be easier to insert bills. Roll the money into tubes and place it between the leaves: to prevent your surprise from getting soggy, you can wrap the money in cling film.

The same trick can be done with a jar of pickles: but you just need to fill it not with pickled vegetables, but with green bills rolled into a tube. And you can give it to the young people with the words: “Here, the grandmother from the village passed it on. I raised and preserved it myself.” Or fill a jar with sweets, in which you can hide bills. It's funny and unusual.

Gift for travelers

If the newlyweds love to travel, you can make a real collage of currencies from different countries of the world: pounds, dollars, euros, rupees, shekels, tugriks, rubles - everything that is found in local exchange offices can be present on the poster.

In order not to offend the newly-made spouses, a couple of bills should be more or less substantial: for example, 100 euros or 100 dollars, and the rest can be small. As a wish, we can add that the spouses are now simply obliged to visit all countries whose currency is included in the gift.

Pot with treasure

For this gift you will need a metal or clay pot, into which you need to generously pour change - the smaller the coins, the better. You can tie the neck beautiful fabric or translucent paper and securely secure with tape.

Large bills should be placed at the bottom of the gift, and it is better to give it to the groom, after all, such a surprise also weighs a lot. The newlyweds will be pleasantly surprised by such a gift, and guests will envy your originality and imagination.

Photo album with pockets and postcards

If you really want to surprise and delight the people you love, it’s time to start doing handmade things. You can make original cards or envelopes without attaching special effort, but the newlyweds will be very pleased.

You also have the opportunity to make a photo album with pockets. This can be several A4 sheets glued together with internal “pockets” made of foil or tracing paper. If you don’t have the time or desire to tinker with paper, you can purchase a photo album, and select an original picture for each page and accompany it with banknotes. For example, on the first page you can put a photo of a villa or a beautiful country house and accompany it with the inscription: “Now you have something to strive for, we wish you to settle here” and put a certain amount in your pocket, the “first investment” in housing.

The second page is a beautiful car and again a symbolic amount. Third page: “We have a car and courage, so we’ll buy a garage,” a photo of the garage and a banknote are attached. The next page is a photo of the baby. You can sign: “Are you expecting a baby? “Here’s money for diapers” and the money invested. You can come up with a lot of funny inscriptions and sections: for home improvement, for a rainy day, for friends, for travel - it all depends on you and your sense of humor.

The best gift is a book

You can also put money in a book, although it may be deliberately uninteresting: a manual on cooking, dacha farming, or just people's councils. An envelope is glued to the cover or, if you don’t mind, cut out a hole for money right in the middle, where we place your gift.

The book can then be closed and packaged so that the title of the book is visible. Such a gift can be given with the words “This is the most best gift for newlyweds."

You can also put money in a photo frame and hand it over with the words: “Now you have glass, breaking which, you can solve temporary financial difficulties and find happiness again.” Another interesting option is a gift code-named “careless guest.” To do this, you need to take a large thin box, decorate it with bows and ribbons, and put several glass jars inside. Approaching the young people, as if by accident, the guest stumbles, the box flies out of his hands, a ringing and crash is heard. The donor embarrassedly gets to his feet, apologizes and remembers that the contents of the box included instructions (an envelope or postcard with money), which he successfully removes from his pocket and gives to the newlyweds. Such surprises will add a touch of variety to any celebration, and most importantly, will be remembered for a long time by everyone present at the wedding.

Funny wedding congratulations

Dear guests and dear newlyweds!

On this joyful and bright day, to everyone’s regret, I will have to upset everyone. The fact is that I am a fire safety inspector and came here to fine the arsonist who is among you. Please don't worry, although he committed his intention, it did not cause significant harm to anyone. Oddly enough, this arsonist is our new husband! He ignited the heart of his young wife. If you take a closer look at our bride, you can easily spot traces of arson: sparkles of happiness dance in her eyes, and her cheeks glow like red roses! Thus, dear groom, it is my duty to hand you over to the law enforcement agencies, who in turn will arrest you and take you into custody. But honestly, I don’t see any particular need for this, because you are already in chains and under reliable guard. The victim personally took you into custody in her arms and shackled you in her chains strong love. All that remains for me is to wish you happiness in your family life and that this flame lit in your hearts burns brightly and for a long time! May love and luck always be with you!

Original wedding congratulations

Funny wedding congratulations

If anyone is closely acquainted with our newlywed, you know how much he loves...hunting. And that’s why I want to tell him a fairy tale about the happiness of a hunter. Three friends once gathered to go hunting. They walked and walked, and suddenly the Blue Plate flashed in front of them! They searched for her throughout the forest for a long time and in vain; in the end, they got tired and lay down to rest. They have a dream, and in it the prey itself comes into their hands. But when they woke up, reality awaited them - it was just a dream. This is where the fairy tale ends, and its moral is this: a blue bird is a symbol of unusually rare happiness, which cannot be obtained only by seeing it in a dream, this happiness must be achieved through perseverance and assertiveness. I really hope that our bride will not be offended by me for comparing her with the Blue Bird - a very unusual and desired happiness. So, our fiancé is a hunter, quite often he saw various game in the forest, he knew all the possible forest paths, but he could not track down the Blue Bird. His desire to find the Blue Bird became more and more obsessive; this did not escape the attention of the rare bird, which, to everyone’s joy, guessed that the hunter’s desires were quite noble. He did not intend to imprison the bird in a cage, but just wanted the bird of happiness to live in his house. That is why such a gentle and sensitive creature as the Blue Bird trusted the hunter and allowed herself not only to be tamed, but also to be ringed. Let's wish our newlyweds to always be as diligent in their desire to protect their Blue Bird of happiness from adversity and troubles. I wish you happiness, love and mutual understanding!

On this festive and bright day, we are once again convinced of the statement that loneliness is not easy. This young husband has proven this from his own experience, and the result is before your eyes. Now along the path of life he will have to follow the lead of love. And there’s nothing wrong with that, because everyone knows that the bonds of love are pleasant and easy. They also say that if you take love as a travel companion, the journey will be successful and happy. What can I say, look how our groom’s eyes sparkle with happiness, they are screaming that “I finally found her and will never let her go.” But, really, how good it is to go through life with the person you value more than anything in the world! So let’s raise our glasses and say “Bitter”!!!

Comic congratulations on your wedding

The most remarkable feature of the man is his absent-mindedness. This character trait can make a marriage last forever. Due to the fact that a man is inattentive, he will not discover all the advantages of his wife at once. Therefore, I would like to wish the young spouse a short-term loss of attention within reasonable limits, so that small pleasant discoveries can be made every day.

I would like to tell you an instructive story as a congratulation. One married couple was once asked how you manage to maintain peace and prosperity in the family for so long? “It’s very simple,” the head of the family answers. – As soon as we began to live together, we divided the responsibilities and duties among ourselves. It turned out that minor issues, such as the distribution of money for food, children and payment for all kinds of services, are decided by my wife, and more global problems, such as the global crisis or international relations, cannot remain without my attention. I recommend newlyweds to take note of this interesting way of maintaining peace in the family. Bitterly!

I would like to begin my congratulations with a parable. One day a man asked the Creator:

Lord, why did you make women so beautiful and at the same time so stupid?

To which he replied:

Beautiful to be loved by you, but stupid to love you!

If a woman is beautiful and smart, then it is quite difficult for her to love a man. Her chosen one must be extraordinary, as wonderful as our groom! Let's raise a glass to this wonderful couple!

Before congratulating the newlyweds, I want to ask all the guests to clap their hands using one hand or jog on one leg. Unfortunately, not a single person can do this. And I want to wish our newlyweds one thing, each of them is half of the family, and for this family to move through life happily, both halves of it must become a single whole, you need each other just as a person needs arms and legs!

On this day we congratulate wonderful people on the beginning of family life! As one French writer named Frederic Stendhal said: “Love is a beautiful flower that grows on the edge of the abyss and to pluck it, people need courage and courage.” Let's wish the young people to remain as brave and fearless, and may you be able to pick your flower and not fall into the abyss. May your love bloom forever to the joy of you and your future children!

What is happiness? It is different for everyone, but there is one wise saying: “Happiness is finding half of your soul and holding it tightly, but affectionately and carefully, like a beautiful snowflake, admiring the beauty and being afraid to melt it.” I would like to wish the newlyweds to preserve and protect their happiness with the same affection and trepidation! Bitter for the young!

A wedding is a great occasion to have fun, organize funny Games, competitions and sweepstakes, stage funny skits. These miniatures and cool wedding gifts with poems will create an atmosphere of fun and will be remembered for a long time by the newlyweds and their guests.

Poems for wedding gifts

We offer you several options original congratulations for wedding gifts in verse. You could, for example, start your speech like this:

– We’ve been wondering what to give you for a long time –
Nowadays it's hard to please with a gift,
And as a result we decided
Give several presents.

- Let's have fun, let's rejoice!
Let the wine sparkle, we don’t have to be bored!
At this super wedding, surrounded by super guests
Let's have fun and everything will be OK!
Let's take a superbride and a supergroom
And we will take the necessary gifts out of the bag!

Poems for wedding gifts can be recited with expression, or they can be performed to the tune of a famous song. Such a congratulation will not let your guests get bored and will evoke a lot of positive emotions.

It is not necessary to present the newlyweds with original gifts - you can give the most ordinary things as cool gifts for a wedding with poems.

- We give you a mug,
To love each other.

- Another teaspoon,
May life be extraordinary!

- Here are the groom's socks,
May you have sons!

And present the bride with scarves:
- Here are some handkerchiefs for you,
To have daughters too!

You can give her toiletries or laundry soap:
- And, of course, let's get down to business
(If my dear is at fault)
You can soap your neck once,
So that it would be discouraging.
And yet, soap with love and slightly -
Here are two bars of soap for this purpose.

Other cool wedding gifts given with poems

Buy it at the store or make it yourself as a souvenir saw for the bride. Give this funny wedding gift with poems:
- We give you a precious item,
Hello husband with this item!
The saw is not for firewood - for marital purposes,
They drank until the roosters crowed.
And in the morning he gets up - you drank again,
Then they started making money.
If he doesn't like your dinner,
Take a saw instead of a tasty seasoning.
The husband will eat and only praise,
And you constantly try to saw!
And once you show your item -
The husband will affectionately say: “Dove, hello!”

Or you can give your young wife a rolling pin:
- This is a useful thing
It will certainly come in handy on the farm.
She can roll out the dough
And give hubby a beating.

And now it's time to give parting words to the groom. Give him “hedgehog gloves” made from work gloves and push pins.
- We give you not chain mail, not a saber:
You are not in a military battle, but at a wedding.
They will be useful to you forever,
So that your wife can bow before you.
Wear them, never take them off,
Otherwise, dear, trouble will happen,
And you'll dream about devils all night,
If you take off your mittens.
Make your wife cook delicious food
Yes, always adjust with a mitten.
Caress it more often with a prickly hand -
Happiness will flow to you like a river.

Give your young spouse a pack of tea for the wedding and read the following poems for this gift:
- [Groom's name]! You are now a married man!
Your bachelorhood is over,
Your festivities ended until dawn,
Now carry out your fast with your family.
Think less about a glass of beer,
Now your main drink is tea!

Another funny gift is a canvas bag of salt.
- People generally believe that
Why don't you understand each other?
Without eating a ton of salt
Join us in the feast!
We kindly ask you to urgently accept the gift,
Salt and start eating!
No, no, don't hide it in the corner -
This is salt for the spouses!

You can give the newlyweds a basket of vegetables. Act out a funny scene and give the vegetables to the bride and groom, accompanying the presentation of this cool wedding gift with the following verses.

We brought you a basket of vegetables from our friends:

• Carrots - so you can sleep comfortably!
• Onion - so that there are no separations!
• We give you a tomato - so that discord will pass from your home,
• And here are the pickles - so that you have twins.
• Beets - so that the wife respects her mother-in-law and father-in-law.
• And also a radish for you - so that you rarely quarrel.
• Here's some potatoes for you, so Antoshka can go first.
• We give you celery so that your son Andrei will be born.
• Here's some sweet pepper for you so that your daughter Natka will be born.
• But there is bitter pepper, so that Borka’s son will be born.

At the end of the scene, a wad of money is taken from the same basket. They can also be presented in a glass jar with a beautiful lid. Decorate the jar with fabric, ribbons, bows and attach a label confirming the reliability of such a “bank”.

Before presenting this gift, first take out the cans of canned vegetables and read the poems for these wedding gifts:

- Here's sauerkraut for you,
So that your wallet is never empty.

- And here is a pickled cucumber,
So that the husband is great

And only then give the newlyweds a jar of money. These funny wedding gifts with poems will bring a lot of jokes and laughter.

Another option for such a present is the “magic pot”. Buy a clay pot, put large bills in it, then fill the container with change and tie the top of the pot with canvas cloth.
You can put a label on the pot with the words:

Money, as usual, can be saved,
Or you can buy something nice.
Let them not melt in vain,
Let the family's capital grow!

Before giving money, you can read the following verses:
- We give you copper money so that you will not be poor!
We'll give you a couple of rubles so you can live like a couple of pigeons!
We give you silver so that there will be good in your home.
But here’s paper money for you, so that you’re important!

You can buy children's items for the newlyweds and give them as cool wedding gifts, accompanied by poetry.

That's all - no freedom to be seen,
They have now become husband and wife.
We hasten, friends, to wish you
Always be one team!

No substitute players needed
And referees are not needed either.
We wish you strong shackles,
So that together until the gray hairs.

And let your team grow
The junior roster is expanding.
Happiness will find you, friends, everywhere,
Just honor the family charter.

Then present the bride and groom with the gifts prepared for them:
– We are giving you a vest – for the first Alenka!
Rattle - for Andryushka,
Headscarves - for twins Irinka and Marinka,
Toys - for Nastyushka,
Pacifiers - for twins Mishka and Grishka,
Pants - for the fifth son,
Socks - for the last daughter.

And you can end your speech with the presentation of gifts at the wedding with the following verses:
- Well, that’s all, the gifts have been presented,
Let's go back to the table, perhaps.
But finally, let’s shout “bitterly”:
We want to see the kiss of love!

A few years after the wedding, a lot will be forgotten and hardly anyone will then remember what kind of food there was at the wedding or what style the bride’s dress was. But what the guests will definitely not forget is whether the wedding was fun or boring.

That’s why it’s so important to be able to create a real festive atmosphere- joyful, cheerful, friendly.

Cool wedding gifts - T-shirts for newlyweds

Of course, there is a toastmaster at a wedding, but guests should not remain passive. A sense of humor is not something that needs to be hidden at a party. If you are invited to a wedding, we invite you to participate in creating general fun.

To do this, you can give the newlyweds various pranks and play up their presentation with humorous comments.

Usually these are humorous poems or just rhyming lines.

For example, these:

I give you a cucumber - so that your husband is great,
handkerchiefs - so that you have daughters,
I give you a mug so that they give birth to Andryushka,
cabbage - so that the house is not empty

During congratulations, all this is taken out of the bag one by one and ends with a wad of money being pulled out of the bag. Such an original mini-scene will certainly amuse everyone and enliven the feast.

An interesting wedding gift - a brick for laying a new house

The range of ideas for a comic gift is inexhaustible. You can give the newlyweds as a joke:

• ironclad gloves in which to hold your spouse. They are made from work gloves and ordinary push pins;
• two pairs of boxing gloves (for a “civilized” showdown);
• dolls dressed as the bride and groom, if you can select or order dolls that look like the newlyweds;
• a plate called “For Two” - with a real barrier, border and figures of border guards (you will have to do all this yourself);
• light bulb and soap (as a symbol of bright and pure love);
• a bundle of toilet paper rolls with instructions for use (for the purity of relationships);
• a gasoline lighter instead of a car (I give a thing into which gasoline is poured and then people enjoy it);
• a rolling pin with the inscription “democratizer of family relations”;
• a carpenter's hammer and a chop mallet, tied together with a beautiful bow (every person is the architect of his own happiness).

A funny wedding gift – a plate for two with a border

Comic wedding medals, diplomas and certificates

Nowadays, stores sell a lot of fun wedding paraphernalia - humorous certificates, diplomas and medals. You can also do all this yourself using a computer and printer. The presentation of such paraphernalia with a preliminary reading aloud evokes applause and a sea of ​​laughter among those present.

Consider, for example, the inscriptions on the “medals” for newlyweds – “Goddess”, “I came, I saw, I conquered”, “For winning the heart”.

The newlyweds can be given a driver's license to drive a stroller and certificates for the right to use each other: the groom - a certificate for the right to kiss his wife, give her gifts, declare his love every day; the bride - a certificate for the right to force her husband to take out the trash, help her around the house, eat everything she has prepared, etc.).

These are cool wedding gifts

Of course, for a wedding it is more common to give things that are useful in everyday life. But it’s also much more fun to give them, accompanied by humorous comments. For example, you can give:

• a kettle and a heating pad for comfort and warmth in the house;
• a coffee maker and one pair of slippers so that spouses can take turns serving each other coffee in bed;
• a vacuum cleaner and a “warranty” for it in the form of an ordinary broom;
• bed linen with scenes from the Kama Sutra;
• fan or air conditioner so it doesn't get too hot from love, etc.

An original piggy bank as a wedding gift with a border for the wife and husband

Comic gifts for parents at a wedding

Often at weddings, gifts are given to the parents of the newlyweds. Of course, we are not talking about anything particularly valuable in this case. These are comic gifts designed to make people laugh.

For example, these could be rose-colored glasses for the father-in-law - so that he sees everything in a rosy light. Or two empty bags for the father-in-law - so that he can stock up not only for himself, but also for his young family. Or a broom with an electric cord for the mother-in-law to help her daughter-in-law with cleaning.

A funny joke is to give your mother-in-law slippers with bells with the words: “So that she doesn’t wake up her son-in-law and walk on tiptoe.”