New Year's is a harmless holiday, particularly because it brings no benefit, and can be used as a scapegoat for disorderly drinking and friendly fighting.
"Mark Twain"
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.
We'll soon be on the Internet, we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
An April Fool's joke could turn into a New Year's gift...
We have only two real holidays - New Year and Friday.
The meaning of the New Year is not to gain another year, but to gain a new soul.
"Gilbert Keith Chesterton"
I'm a year younger again than I'll be next January!
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.
As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.
Why then get involved in New Year's tale any Olivier salad and other champagne-sprat fakes. Let's hug together and sit under the Christmas tree, and it will be Love and Happiness.
"Janusz Leon Wisniewski"
Youth is when you no longer believe that Santa Claus will come to you for the New Year, but you still hope that the Snow Maiden will come.
New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.
Associated with the New Year - and this is not a joke or an exaggeration - is the fear of almost all women to spend this night alone. As if on this night a woman must be with a man.
"Janusz Leon Wisniewski"
Every New Year began new life, but it didn’t last long, because you have to live!
Celebrating the New Year is a farewell to illusions and a meeting with hope and dreams.
Stop looking for something magical and wonderful in the New Year, Ted. This doesn't exist.
Russians folk holidays: Catholic Christmas, New Year, Orthodox Christmas, old New Year, New Year according to the Eastern calendar...
The celebration of the New Year begins from the moment you start taking out the Christmas tree!
Snow... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.
Wishing “Happy New Year!” the further it goes, the more it means the triumph of hope over experience.
"Robert Orben"
It’s good to make money in an unfamiliar place, and it’s good to celebrate the New Year in a familiar place.
Only here on New Year’s Day the President’s congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they watch it only on the first one.
New Year. A time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.
Celebrating the New Year is a sad farewell to old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.
Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!
The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.
Children need the New Year for a fairy tale, losers - as a starting point new hope and for the rest - for fun.
Where will you celebrate the night from the 31st to the seventh?
The widespread statement that how you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it is incorrect. After all, everyone meets him alive, but not everyone survives to the end.
Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter Z to drunk guests.
If your pets have stopped shitting with New Year’s “rain”, then the holiday is over...
Gentlemen, I have New Year's toast! In the New Year I offer: land to the peasants, peace to the peoples, and champagne to everyone!
The most secret presidential decree is called “On ensuring at least some defense capability of the country at 5 a.m. on January 1 of each year.”
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What is bitter is the truth. As for what you can’t drink, they’re lying! Happy New Year!
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Let him who seeks happiness find it. The New Year will bring us together again.
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Rejoice, smile and do good deeds... There is a sign: AS you live the first 12 days of the new year, so the whole year will pass.
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When going to a New Year's corporate party, remember that you still have to work with these people.
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New Year is not only a holiday, but also a test. On this night you can really see who needs you.
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Celebrating the New Year with young children is especially fun, especially when they are so afraid of firecrackers and fireworks.
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“Ugh... it’s so good that I crawled home at all...” was the first thought that came to me on the morning of January 1 at 4 pm.
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The New Year is rushing towards us, everything will happen soon.
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How did I celebrate the New Year? I don’t remember... I woke up, looked around and just in case I didn’t get off the tree yet...)
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New Year is the only day of the year when you can eat at night!
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Happy New Year! My beloved, you are a breath of happiness.
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The New Year has arrived! He didn't keep me waiting! Brought everything RIOEUF only the best.
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May the New Year find happiness in your home, love in your heart, and laughter in your life.
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To the past year, we will say: “Goodbye!”, but life, like a song, does not say goodbye to you!
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Tangerines - New Year's seeds!
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The New Year is already over, and the fireworks are bursting and bursting... not only outside the window, but also in my head))))
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New Year is measured... in liters...
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Happy New Year 2017 to everyone! Let you have everything and nothing will happen to you for it)))
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Dear Grandfather Frost, I want an unknown number to call me this New Year, I made a mistake... but I want to make such a mistake that it will last for the rest of my life!
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For those who haven't lost weight by summer, don't worry. You will still have time to do this by the New Year - it’s still a long way off!
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This is the first New Year without you.. And the first New Year that I don’t need...
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Dear Grandfather Frost... Don't put a gift under the tree for me... Drive it straight into the garage!
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New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.
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The New Year is like sex - at first you spend a long time preparing for it, spending money, trying so hard and all for the sake of one second of pleasure.
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For toilet New Year Same good holiday! Instead of asses you can see a lot of nice faces!
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The smell of tangerines... Christmas tree... Tinsel... Anxious anticipation of the chimes... Belief in miracles... It is on this night that all people return to childhood.
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Today is New Year?! Then another two hundred.
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The New Year did not live up to expectations... It was higher than them!!!)))))
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Those who have stood the test New Year's feast THEY WILL LIVE!!! Happily ever after... until about January 14th
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Give a damn to adversity. Happy New Year!
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We'll soon be on the Internet; we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
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Anything is possible in the New Year! Striptease, cruise, any whim! Stockings, lipstick, heels! Well, hang in there guys!!!
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My dear and beloved mother-in-law. Happy New Year! This is your year.
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The New Year is just around the corner, It’s time to think about where to celebrate... Of course, you can do it in the forest, But it’s better to go abroad...
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The student has only two holidays - New Year and every day.
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New Year in Russian: children dance around the Christmas tree, adults - near the toilet.
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Birthday is New Year! New year in the life of a specific person.
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The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.
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Health in the body, love in bed, bucks in the briefcase - and no hassle! Once again, Happy New Year!
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"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
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To all the evil women and gossips, I wish you constant sex in the new year. Keep your mouths busy!
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Grandfather Frost, give me a cool Snow Maiden this New Year.
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I want a quick New Year... So that I can go outside at exactly midnight, look at the sky... And, catching the snow with my lips, realize... Life goes on...
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New Year without vodka is like a passport without a photo!
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New Year is coming - and I have only two wishes..... it's snow.... and you, next to me...
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I want a New Year... so that when the chimes strike, at exactly 00.00, I wish for YOU....
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I wonder if anyone wished for me for the New Year?
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If you want everything to be good for you, put chocolate under your pillow for the New Year and in the morning you will have everything covered in chocolate.
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The New Year has passed, but the residue remains...
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How I want him to call at 00:00 on New Year’s Day and say: “Happy holiday, my love, I love you and miss you, by the way, open the door.”
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Taste of the New Year - tangerines and Olivier...
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The New Year should be sparkling like champagne, bright like the smiles of children, bright like fireworks, and happy!
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Let the impossible become possible in the New Year! Let everything that is far become closer! And let everything that seems so difficult be solved beautifully and easily.
Quotes about the New Year, aphorisms about 2017 New Year
Several children's sayings about the New Year, which were shared by parents.
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Alice (7 years old) writes a letter to Santa Claus with a list of gifts that she would like to receive for the New Year. - Alice, not only ask for gifts, but also write how you behaved this year. Alice thinks out loud: “If I write that I behaved well, it won’t be true.” If I write that I behaved badly, then Santa Claus will not give me gifts. As a result, Alice wrote: “Dear Santa Claus! This year I behaved in an original way...”
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IN new Year's Eve my son (4 years old) put tinsel on his neck and imagined himself as Santa Claus. I ask: “What will you give us, Grandfather Frost?” To which the child, imitating the bass voice of Santa Claus, replies: “I’ll give you shoes, mom, and you, dad...” and quite threateningly: “deodorant!!!”
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At our New Year's party in our kindergarten, Santa Claus: - Hello, children! Children in chorus: - Hello, Vera Pavlovna!
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I say to my son (7 and a half years old): - Sash, are you going to write a letter to Santa Claus? - For what? - Well, do you want a gift for the New Year? - Okay, I'll write. I just won't show it to you. Then let's see how he gets out!
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I ask a friend how her two-year-old daughter reacted to what her dad brought home christmas tree: - She was very outraged that she was not allowed to bring even a small stick from the street, but dad could have a whole tree!
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I ask my son (3 years 7 months): - Borenka, what would you like to receive as a gift from Grandfather Frost? - His bag of gifts!
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We are preparing for the new year. Tigran (6 years old) actively writes letters to Santa Claus. I’ve already written three different ones. Orders toys for himself. He asks me: “What do you want?” - New dress. - Well, what kind of gift is this “dress”. Order something normal... Then he took a piece of cardboard and wrote: “I wish Mom and Dad that they be happy.”
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New Year. The whole family is at the table, silence - everyone is listening to the president's speech... Dima (3 and a half years old) gets tired of this boring pause, he walks around the table and with the expression of an actor playing Hamlet, says: - Friends! Shouldn't we have sex?! I don’t know where he got this word from, we, like in the USSR, don’t have sex... But when the chimes struck, my sister and I laughed in a fit, mom suppressed a laugh, dad blushed, the rest of the relatives were already crying... The child sincerely did not understand , what did he offer us?
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I went with my daughter (9 years old) to the New Year party. She, seeing the costumed Santa Claus, expressed a desire to take a photo with him. Santa Claus replied: “A photo with a living Santa Claus will cost 20 hryvnia.” - What about the dead? - asked the daughter.
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Today we had a New Year's party. - One, two, three, Christmas tree, burn! - we shout. The Christmas tree doesn't light up. Santa Claus: - Why doesn’t the Christmas tree light up? Probably some of you didn’t shout, some of you remained silent! A frightened thin child's voice: - It's not me!
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Sasha plays “Continue the Sentence” with his mother. Mom begins, son finishes: - For the New Year, the children decorate... - The Christmas tree. - Comes to the holiday... - Santa Claus. - They put it under the tree... - An extension cord!
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My son (3 years 9 months) is looking at the candies from the gift: - Candies with the taste of a snake, with the taste of a bear, with the taste of Little Red Riding Hood...
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Sonya writes a letter to Santa Claus. He is silent, carefully writing out the letters. Then he asks: “Mom, how do you spell “diamonds”?”
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Dima (4 years old) received a whole box of Kinders from Santa Claus for the New Year. Grandma came to visit. We are sitting in the evening: grandmother, my husband and I, and our son. The child unwraps the kinder and begins to burst it on both cheeks. I tactfully hint that he should share with his family: “Dima, will you have one kinder surprise?” The child, without being distracted, answers: “No, probably two!”
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My daughter and I are writing a letter to Santa Claus. I ask: “What do you want as a gift for the New Year?” In a businesslike tone: - A children's computer... Just let dad give it to me, and Santa Claus - candy or something else. - Why? - And dad... he’s more reliable!!!
Unfortunately, few people expressed “smart” thoughts about the New Year that were worthy of being imprinted on paper, so we’ll just make do with popular aphorisms of unknown origin.
Humanity has already welcomed 2013 once. In 2013 BC...
Russian folk holidays: Catholic Christmas, New Year, Orthodox Christmas, Old New Year, New Year according to the Eastern calendar...
The New Year's mood is when you are happy to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
Youth is when you no longer believe that Santa Claus will come to you for the New Year, but you still hope that the Snow Maiden will come.
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.
The most secret presidential decree is called “On ensuring at least some defense capability of the country at 5 a.m. on January 1 of each year.”
Wishing "Happy New Year!" the farther
the more it means the triumph of hope over experience. - Robert Orben
Whoever you go to New Year's Eve, everyone's tables are full of financial crisis.
Children need the New Year for a fairy tale, losers - as a starting point for new hope, and others - for fun. - Ishkhan Gevorkyan
Several dozen new years make a person old. - Emil Korotky
The Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a control shot to the liver!
They say that for the New Year there will be significant discounts at the sobering center...
We will have to chip in significantly for them...
Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter F to drunk guests...
Youth is when you no longer believe that Santa Claus will come to you for the New Year, but you still hope that the Snow Maiden will come to you
Everything comes true on New Year's Day, even things that cannot come true at other times.
And only Christmas trees hate New Year...
It’s a sin to celebrate the New Year with debts. I called everyone and reminded them. It's a pity for them...
The New Year has passed, but the residue remains...
If you want everything to be good for you, put chocolate under your pillow for the New Year and the next morning you will have everything covered in chocolate
The New Year is always better than the old one, but not always for you (K.I. Shusterling)
With whom you celebrate the New Year, you will get drunk!
...On New Year's Day he rolled snowmen. By taxi…
For the New Year, everyone wore different masks: some bunny, some fox... And only the system administrator wore his favorite one: 255.255.255.0
A people who celebrate the “New Year” a week before “Christmas”, who have the city of St. Petersburg in the Leningrad region, and who celebrated the “Great October Revolution” in November, by definition cannot live in harmony with common sense...
New Year always comes at midnight, but no one makes a scene for it...
It’s good for toilets for the New Year, they see a lot of faces!
An April Fool's joke could turn into a New Year's gift...
It seems to me that the boss's New Year's toast corporate party: “Let in next year all your dreams will come true” is very often deeply suicidal
If during the New Year celebration it came down to the cake, the holiday was a failure (M. Zadornov)
I read so much about the dangers of alcohol and smoking that in the New Year I decided to quit. Read.
Hurry up! Pirate copies of the President's New Year's address to the people on the occasion of the upcoming 200* year are already on sale!
The main enemy of photo and video shooting in children's New Year's parties- teachers' asses
New Year's promotion from Procter & Gamble - now your dandruff is in the shape of snowflakes...
Happiness is when the President's New Year's address is on TV, and you don't watch it, but speak
Mother Teresa loved people because she never drove around Moscow during rush hour on New Year's Eve.
Oh, how frosty it is in January, when there are amenities in the yard!
Father Frost
Frost - cryotherapy session
Even in the Russian frosts, craftsmen manage to warm their hands.
The boy got it wrong - instead of Lapland he called Sicily and ordered Santa Claus...
Dear santa claus! All I want for New Year is your list of girls who behaved badly.
At the age of three I learned that there was no brownie living with us, at four - that Baba Yaga does not exist, at five - that Santa Claus does not exist... If now it turns out that adults don’t give a fuck - then what? remains to believe?!
Don't freeze your idol!
If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus
Modern children wait not for Santa Claus to come, but for their parents to leave.
Once upon a time, a little girl went into the forest in the bitter cold and got lost. But this Christmas story, like all others, ended well: no one noticed the girl was missing - and the holiday continued!
It’s not life that makes us scumbags, it’s the Housing Office that makes us scumbags.
Grandfather Frost, send me some sweets! Well, or at least semi-sweet...
Your Santa Claus is not real... Somehow sober...
Hello, lovers of quotes and aphorisms!
Every minute the New Year is getting closer to us. Very soon we will be able to wish for the most cherished wish and it will definitely come true :).
In the New Year, I wish you wise thoughts that will become the key to excellent health, strong relationships and success in life.
And now especially for you best quotes about the New Year. Here are collected both time-tested and new quotes about the New Year. No matter what you're looking for: "New Year is..." quotes or just sayings that convey festive atmosphere, here you will definitely find a suitable expression for yourself.
Aphorisms about the New Year
And now, the New Year, full of dreams and hopes, is almost here... From To film "Moon Child"
Most main gift What every New Year gives us is hope for the best and faith that even the impossible is possible! Unknown author
We no longer celebrate the New Year - we celebrate that we survived the old one. Unknown author
Every New Year began a new life, but it didn’t last long, because you have to live! Kulich Alexander
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one. Unknown author
The only day when everyone breaks the law about not making noise after 11 pm is New Year! Unknown author
There are three periods in a man’s life - when he believes in Santa Claus, when he doesn’t believe, and when he is Santa Claus himself! M. Moskovina
They say that on New Year's Eve everything always comes true, even things that can't come true the whole year. Unknown author
Children need the New Year for a fairy tale, losers as a starting point for new hope, and others for fun. Ishkhan Gevorgyan
As you celebrate the New Year, this is how you should do it! Unknown author
It’s a pity that the New Year comes exactly when it is most difficult to get a Christmas tree. Alexander Ratner
We have only two real holidays - New Year and Friday. Unknown author
Soon New Year, and I'm still ashamed of the past! Unknown author
The New Year's mood is when you are glad to see even those who have entered the wrong door. Mikhail Mamchich
I'm a year younger again than I'll be next January. Ya. Ipokhorskaya
Every year during the chiming clock, making the same wishes is the same as stepping on the same rake. Unknown author
As we get older, the list of wishes for the New Year becomes smaller and smaller, and what we really want for the New Year cannot be bought with money. Unknown author
Always be at war with your shortcomings, at peace with your neighbors, and find yourself every New Year the best person. Benjamin Franklin
Celebrating the New Year is a farewell to illusions and a welcome to hope and dreams. Konstantin Kushner
Alexander Ratner
It's not for nothing that the New Year is considered a time of miracles. And it is we who make it wonderful, filling the world around with our sincere dreams, good wishes and bright hopes.
Celebrating the New Year is a sad farewell to old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones... (From the unsaid by Faina Ranevskaya) Yuri Slobodenyuk
All people are brothers. Well, okay, okay, not all. Some are sisters. One way or another, once a year we all become surprisingly similar to each other, and wherever we are: in Khabarovsk, St. Petersburg or Astana, on December 31st we all, as one, decorate the Christmas trees, prepare the most delicious dishes and wait like little ones New Year's miracle… From the movie "Yolki-2"
Somewhere between the sixth strike of the chimes and the fifth of January, who knows how, three or four kilograms are gained, which disappeared millimeter by millimeter throughout the previous year. Irina Chashchina “Become yourself”
As it says folk sign: if during the chiming clock you manage to write a wish on a piece of paper, then burn this piece of paper, and throw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drink it, then the next morning you are guaranteed... heartburn. From the movie “What Else Men Talk About”
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
-Where is the old one?..
Sergey Govorukhin “Miniatures”
Why, then, involve every Olivier salad and other champagne-sprat fake into the New Year's fairy tale? Let's hug together and sit under the Christmas tree, and it will be Love and Happiness. Katya Metelitsa “The Diary of Louise Lozhkina”
New Year. A time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier. Janusz Leon Wisniewski “Intimate theory of relativity”
The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project. Oleg Roy
Do you have any unfulfilled wishes from last year?
- That's enough!
- Well then, I wish you that one of them will definitely come true!
- Why only one thing?!
- Otherwise, they will all come true at once and there will be nothing to wish for later, for the next New Year.
Oleg Tishchenkov “Cat”
This is the meaning of the New Year - to get another chance, a chance to forgive. To do better, to do more, to give more, to love more, and not to worry about what would have been, but to perceive life as it is. From the movie “Old” New Year’s Eve
Tomorrow is the first page of a 365 page book. Write it well. Brad Paisley
The meaning of the New Year is not to gain another year, but to gain a new soul. Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I never make New Year's resolutions to myself. The habit of making plans, engaging in self-criticism and reforming your life is too much work for one day. Anais Nin
New Year's is a harmless holiday, particularly because it brings no benefit, and can be used as a scapegoat for disorderly drinking and friendly fighting. Mark Twain
New Year is intoxicating everyday life sobering. Alexander Ratner
Every new day is a blank A5 sheet, and the first day of the New Year is a healthy piece of whatman paper. Yuri Tatarkin
We open the book. Its pages are clean. We are going to fill them out ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and its first chapter is called "New Year". Edith Lovejoy Pierce
When you celebrate the New Year, you drink that much water in the morning. Yuri Tatarkin
Youth is when you are allowed to stay late to celebrate the New Year. Average age- when you are forced to do it. William "Bill" Vaughan
Happy New Year!
Friends, which quote about the New Year did you like best?